VROOM, SCREECH

VROOM, SCREECH

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? 
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
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VROOM, SCREECH

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? 
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Hitting a Blonde

Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.