Magic lamp

Magic lamp

For years, three men were stranded on a  desert island. One day, a magic lamp washed on to the beach. They rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared that granted each man a  wish. "I wish I was off this island and back with my familly," said the first man.He disappeared. "I also wish I was off this island and back home,"said the second man. He too disappeared. The third man,looked around and feeling  lonely, looked up to the genie, "I wish my  two friends were back to keep me company." 

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