Four Catholic Women

Four Catholic Women

Four Catholic women were having tea one afternoon. One of the women placed her cup down and started a conversation.

"Ladies, my son became a priest last week. When he walks into a room, people call him 'FATHER'"

The second Catholic lady then placed her cup down and looked at the first lady. "Well, my son has been a bishop for a few months now. When he walks into the room, people say 'YOUR GRACE'"

The third Catholic lady places her cup down and shakes her head. "You ladies are so silly! My son has been a cardinal for years! When he walks into the room, people say 'YOUR EMINENCE!'"

The last Catholic woman remained quiet, pretending to be uninterested in their conversations. The other three looked at her and asked "Well ...?"

The last woman placed her cup down and looked at the other three. "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2, hard-bodied stripper. Then HE walks into a room, people scream 'OH MY GOD!'"

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Yo mama is so fat she doesen’t use a fork she uses a forklift.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven, and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven, and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat we’re in her right now.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling “Free Willy!”
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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Yo Mama So Fat

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WIFE: “In the pool.”

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The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”

“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added,

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The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

This leaves 19 million to do the work.

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

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