Ring my bell

Ring my bell

In a house in New Jersey, the doorbell rings. The Madame (it's one of those houses) comes to the door and answers it. There is a man with no arms and no legs on the doorstep.
"What do you want?" she asks.

"I want a woman," he says.

"A woman? You don't have any arms or legs. What are you going to do with a woman?"

"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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