Yo Mamma So Dumb

Yo Mamma So Dumb

YO MOMMA'S SO DUMB...

she thought an "E" on your report card meant excellent and an "F" meant fantastic! 

she thinks 2+2=22

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she tried to M&M;'s in alphabetical order.

she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

she thought General Motors was in the army.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

under "education" on her jop application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

she tried to drown a fish.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice container because it said "Concentrate."

she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

they had to burn the school down to get her outta 3rd grade.

at the bottom of the applicatione where it says "sign here", she wrote "Sagittarius."

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

it takes her two hours to watch "60 minutes."

if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

she studied for a blood test - and failed.

she thought she needed proper change to get on the "Soul Train."

she sold her car for gas money.

when she saw the "NC-17, under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

I said it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl.

she crashed (her car) into a parked car.

she told everyone she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.

she bought a solor-powered flashlight.

she took a cup when she went to see Juice.

she asked me wha number for 911 was.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

when she read on her job application "DO NOT WRITE BELOW THE DOTTED LINE," she wrote, "O.K."

she stole free bread.

she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

she called Dan Quayle for a spell check (?)

she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

she makes Beavis and Butthead look like Nobel Prize winners.

when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F, and sometimes wednesday, too."

when you stand next to her, you can hear the ocean.

she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hambuger at McDonald's.

she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

she bought a videocamera to record cable TV shows at home.

she jumped out of a window and went up.

she took an umbrella to see "Purple Rain"

she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Related Jokes

You've got mail!

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Your Mamas Teeth

Your mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a bunch of Formula 1 race car drivers, they all thought it was a caution sign and pulled over.

Young Couple

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened…but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

”Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.”

”That must have hurt,” said the judge.

”No kidding,” said the best man. ”I broke three of my fingers.”

You know

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn’t want to go to war.”

Yo Mamas So Fat... Menu

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.