You are an Engineer
If you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife”
If your family sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
If Dilbert is your hero
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
If you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife”
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place
If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids’ toys
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
