Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
What is the thing that you keep on looking for and when you find it you throw it away?
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.”
The blonde says, “Hm. How do you give shoulders?”
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.
His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, “Wow, it really works.”
A husband and wife are watching ”Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,” and the husband winks and says, ”Honey, let’s go upstairs…”
The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
So the husband says, ”Is that your final answer?” The wife says yes.
The husband says, ”Well, can I phone a friend?”