A blonde and shower

A blonde and shower

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?

A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.

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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

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When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

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Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.