Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

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What do you get?

Classic Comeback

Light Bulb

Midweek Merriment

High-Speed Humor

Change a light bulb

World Wide Web

Why did the photo go to jail?

Jokes from Outer Space

Math-terpieces

Puns from the Wild

The right taste

Tennessee

Cat Food

28 days

Blonde Jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with a pi...

A blond going to London on a plane, how can y...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to th...

What flower is in between your nose and your ...

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Blonde basement

What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Why do men die before their wives?

Dictionary or octopus?

Raven and Dog

What is yellow and dangerous?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x ...

Basketball and sex

Hide and Seek

Lightbulb to the fuse

Why are blondes like cornflakes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?

Miss Right

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Hemophiliac and Virgin

What does a lion call a antelope?

Wife & Job

Black, white, black, white, black, white

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pic...

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Grey, yellow

The Parrot Joke

What is Fast Food?

Blondes and Waterskiing

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Blind Fish

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