Raven and Dog

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

Related Jokes

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”

Light bulb

Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.

How do you tell?

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.