Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, "Lunch is on me!"
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Why are men so smart during sex?
Cause they’re plugged into a genius!