Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!