Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?
A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?
A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.