Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?
A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…