Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.
Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?