Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?