Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.