Anyjokes - Q&A Jokes

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Light bulb

Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”

Smart Sex

Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.