Anyjokes - Q&A Jokes

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

Blonde Driving

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.