Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it's nose off.