Grey, yellow Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Wife & Job Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks.
Pregnant Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Blonde Driving Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.