Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.