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The largest collection of jokes.

Month: May 2021

You do not need to be a computer professional to enjoy these computer and IT jokes.
Funny computer jokes will not only uncover some interesting uses of computers and other latest products for fun-making purposes but also have the potential to crack any competition.

If you are a computer professional and want to look at things from the lighter side, you can enjoy these funny, clean computer jokes that will bring a smile to your face.

Let's see how the use of Technology makes everything funny when it comes to jokes. Here is an example joke:

Bill Gates' company made software to run a car. Bill taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from the opposite side. Bill pressed control+b to apply brakes but a pop-up window asking "Are you sure you want to stop". Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.

Latest Nerd Jokes

Three Engineers

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?”

I’m positive

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ’I think I’ve lost an electron.’

The other says ’Are you sure?’

The first says, ’Yes, I’m positive.’!

A Nerd, a Nude and a Bike

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, “Where did you get such a nice bike?”

The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ’Take what you want!’”

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

Computer Nerd

You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!