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Animal Jokes

Looking to read the best funny animal jokes that can make you laugh wildly? Well, this is where you can get the funniest animal jokes including the jokes starting with the zoo as well as the animals including sheep, spiders, tigers, crocodiles, and even lions.

It is no secret that good animal jokes are hard to come by but on our website, you can easily read engaging animal jokes that will get you hooting with laughter.

From dog jokes to elephant jokes and bird jokes, we have got everything covered. Keep browsing and you will come to know that we have the funniest animal jokes about every animal.

Latest Animal Jokes

A bugs life

Q. What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield?
A. It’s butt.

Pig In A Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?”
Then the lady answered, “Excuse me, I think this is a goose.”

And the bartender says, “Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.”

Changing Winds

What did one skunk say to the other skunk when the wind changed? Its all coming back to me now!

He is a very smart dog

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

“That’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen,” I said. “That dog really seemed to enjoy the film.”

The man turned to me and said, “Yeah, it is. He hated the book.”

Four Worms and a Funeral

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:

First worm – dead

Second worm – dead.

Third worm – dead.

Fourth worm – alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t get worms!