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Looking to read the best funny animal jokes that can make you laugh wildly? Well, this is where you can get the funniest animal jokes including the jokes starting with the zoo as well as the animals including sheep, spiders, tigers, crocodiles, and even lions.

It is no secret that good animal jokes are hard to come by but on our website, you can easily read engaging animal jokes that will get you hooting with laughter.

From dog jokes to elephant jokes and bird jokes, we have got everything covered. Keep browsing and you will come to know that we have the funniest animal jokes about every animal.

Latest Animal Jokes

Four Worms and a Funeral

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:

First worm – dead

Second worm – dead.

Third worm – dead.

Fourth worm – alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t get worms!

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Prostitute Parrots

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?”‘

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots. I have taught them to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will also learn to praise and worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away, Jack. Our prayers have been answered!”

Grapes

A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk says no.

Five minutes later the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” and again the clerk says no.

Five minutes later the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any grapes?”

The clerk says, “No, and if you ask again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor.”

The duck comes back five minutes later and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The clerk says no. The duck says, “Good. Do you have any grapes?”