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Animal Jokes

Looking to read the best funny animal jokes that can make you laugh wildly? Well, this is where you can get the funniest animal jokes including the jokes starting with the zoo as well as the animals including sheep, spiders, tigers, crocodiles, and even lions.

It is no secret that good animal jokes are hard to come by but on our website, you can easily read engaging animal jokes that will get you hooting with laughter.

From dog jokes to elephant jokes and bird jokes, we have got everything covered. Keep browsing and you will come to know that we have the funniest animal jokes about every animal.

Latest Animal Jokes

Cricket

If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.

A giraffe and a bunny

A giraffe and a bunny talk.
Says the giraffe:
“Bunny, if you knew how beautiful it is, a long Neck to have. This is sooo tollll! Each tasty leaf that
I eat slowly move down my neck and long I enjoy this delicacy soo long. ”
The bunny looks blankly at the giraffe.
“And until the summer, Bunny, I am telling you, the cool water
so deliciously refreshing when it slowly my long neck sliding down. This is soooo beautiful, just a great to have such a long neck. Bunny, you can get the imagine? ”
Bunnies without emotions: “Have you ever puked?”

A Proper Goldfish Burial

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tim?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”