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Looking to read the best funny animal jokes that can make you laugh wildly? Well, this is where you can get the funniest animal jokes including the jokes starting with the zoo as well as the animals including sheep, spiders, tigers, crocodiles, and even lions.

It is no secret that good animal jokes are hard to come by but on our website, you can easily read engaging animal jokes that will get you hooting with laughter.

From dog jokes to elephant jokes and bird jokes, we have got everything covered. Keep browsing and you will come to know that we have the funniest animal jokes about every animal.

Latest Animal Jokes

Maestro

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. “This ones $5,000 and the other is $10,000.” the clerk said.
“Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?”
“This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote.”
“And the other?” said the customer.
“This one can sing Wagners entire Ring cycle. Theres another one inthe back room for $30,000.”
“Holy moly! What does that one do?”
“Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him Maestro.”

Hurt

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.
They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.
He grabs her yanks her over thefence and takes her to his nest in the pen.
There he ravishhes her and makes passionatelove to her for about 2 hours till he istranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.
Her friend visits her the next day and asks” Are you hurt?”
She replies. Of Course I’m hurt, He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!

Gum Crossing

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.

Kangaphant

What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? 

Giant holes all over Africa!