Camel Gear
Baby Camel: Mum, why do we have such a huge hump?
Mum Camel: They’re for storing fat in out in the desert.
Baby Camel: Why do we have hooves, then?
Mum Camel: So our feet don’t sink into the hot sand.
Baby Camel: Why do we have these long, fluttery eyelashes?
Mum Camel: To keep the sand out of our eyes in a sandstorm.
A moment later…
Baby Camel: Right. So why do we have all this stuff if we live in the London Zoo?
Grey, yellow
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Cricket
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?
A bloody big cricket.
What does a lion call a antelope?
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers!
