Cow Bells
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Changing Winds
What did one skunk say to the other skunk when the wind changed? Its all coming back to me now!
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Little Nancy’s Pet
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid cat.”
Why do dogs stick their noses in womens crotches?
Q: Why do dogs stick their noses in womens crotches?
A: Because they can.
Changing Winds
What did one skunk say to the other skunk when the wind changed? Its all coming back to me now!
Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.