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Cricket

If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.

Latest Animal Jokes

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

A cat walks into a bar

A cat walks into a bar…

ME-OUCH!

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.

Not Your Typical Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Part of a the CIA’s specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson.

His object? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous Polish scientist, Dr. Poppycockski.

Dr. Poppycockski, code name: Cock, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.

Taste

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.