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Gum Crossing

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.

Latest Animal Jokes

Bunjee jumping

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Scared the hell out of the dog.

Why do dogs stick their noses in womens crotches?

Q: Why do dogs stick their noses in womens crotches?

A: Because they can.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

Changing Winds

What did one skunk say to the other skunk when the wind changed? Its all coming back to me now!

A Bunnys Wish

A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. “I wish…that all the bears in this forest were female.” The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. “I wish…that all the bears in this country to be female!” The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and said, “You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!” Then he asked for his last wish. “I wish…that all the bears in this world to be female!” The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, “I wish the bear was gay.”