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Hunting

Two guys were out hunting, but they werent getting any ducks.
“What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion.
“I dunno,” came the reply, “Maybe we arent throwing the dog up high enough.”

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Locks

What keys can’t open locks?
Monkeys, donkeys, and turkey.

Porridge

It’s a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge!” he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, “For Goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven’t made the porridge yet!”

The Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”

A bugs life

Q. What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield?
A. It’s butt.

A cat walks into a bar

A cat walks into a bar…

ME-OUCH!