Little Nancy’s Pet
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid cat.”
Two guys were out hunting, but they werent getting any ducks.
“What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion.
“I dunno,” came the reply, “Maybe we arent throwing the dog up high enough.”
Why do dogs stick their noses in womens crotches?
Q: Why do dogs stick their noses in womens crotches?
A: Because they can.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?
Giant holes all over Africa!