Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers!
Little Nancy’s Pet
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid cat.”
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Locks
What keys can’t open locks?
Monkeys, donkeys, and turkey.
Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Dog Flowers
“Some plants,” said the teacher, “have the prefix “dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by ‘dog’.”
“I can,” shouted a little redhead from the back row, “Collieflower!”