It’s a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge!” he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, “For Goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven’t made the porridge yet!”
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the dog.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?
Q: Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?
A: A bull smiles when you milk it.
Bear & Rabbit
There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.