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Taste

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

Latest Animal Jokes

Kangaphant

What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? 

Giant holes all over Africa!

He is a very smart dog

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

“That’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen,” I said. “That dog really seemed to enjoy the film.”

The man turned to me and said, “Yeah, it is. He hated the book.”

Inside an elephant’s stomach

What do you do when you are trapped inside an elephant’s stomach?
Run around til you get pooped out!

Locks

What keys can’t open locks?
Monkeys, donkeys, and turkey.

Pig In A Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?”
Then the lady answered, “Excuse me, I think this is a goose.”

And the bartender says, “Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.”