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What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.

Latest Animal Jokes

Bunjee jumping

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Scared the hell out of the dog.

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

Four Worms and a Funeral

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:

First worm – dead

Second worm – dead.

Third worm – dead.

Fourth worm – alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t get worms!

Gum Crossing

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.

Cow Bells

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don’t work.