Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?
A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Blonde Jokes
Here are the insanely funny blonde jokes for 2021 that will keep you laughing forever.
Remember that blonde jokes are based on the stereotypes that blondes are promiscuous and not very clever. Although there is no scientific backing of this fact, the way they are expressed in jokes indicates the rivalry between the burners and blondes.
These jokes may not be the most sophisticated form of humor but they are undeniably hilarious and interesting. They can be either short, dump, clean, or even long and ingenious jokes that will make your day.
- The blonde and the iron board
- Sunroof You All Night Long
- Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
- Blonde Valedictorian
- Hide and Go Seek
- Brainwash
- Change a blonde’s mind
- Measure a blonde’s intelligence
- Elmo Factory
- Blonde and Dictionary
- Blonde Test
- Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
- What stops then goes then stops then goes?
- Kiss Me I’m Blonde
- Swervey Blondes
- Blondevision
- Blonde in an Elevator
- Blonde basement
- Hide and Seek
- A Natural Blind
- Indecent Exposure
- Soccer Blonde
- Blonde’s Medical Exam
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- Blonde in a Snowstorm
- Blonde and a sock
- Puzzle Pieces
- Blondes and Waterskiing
- The Blonde and the Librarian
- Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
- Jump off a cliff…
- Three blondes in a freezer
- Blonde Brick
- Little Voice
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
- Beer bottle
- How do you tell?
- You’ve got mail!
- Blonde Driving
- 911
- What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
- Magic Mirror
- Disney Land left
- In The Morning
- Grenade
- Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
- Why are blondes like cornflakes
- Cutting Pizza
- A 100 dollar bill
- Blonde’s Backseat
- The Genie
- Ten miles a day
- That’s Me
- Computers
- Blonde does some painting
- A blonde and shower
- Gold Accident
- It hurts
- Hot Blonde Drive
- Flight to New York
- Wild Horse
- On your lap
- How do blonde brain cells die?
- How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- Trapped
- Ice Hole
- Hitting a Blonde
- VROOM, SCREECH
- Blonde Kidnapper
- The Blonde and the Deodorant
- Alligator Shoes
- B-U-R-G-E-R- K-I-N-G
- Blonde in a boat
- Blondes and Babies
- KFC
- Cheating
- Three Girls in the Desert
- Tag Team
- Wanted: Dead Or Alive
- Life Saver
- Sleeping Blonde
- Blondes in a Frying Pan
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- Blonde Snowman
- Blonde Testing Center
- Blonde Kidnapper
- On the Rooftop
- Upside Down Blonde
- Blonde Overdue
- Banana Peel
- Three Blondes
- Blonde With A Cell Phone
- Tardy Blonde
- Blondes and Colds
- Blondy Beer
- Knitter
- Who Killed Abe?
- The Wet and the Blonde
- Blonde…Bananas
- Blondes in a Volkswagen
- Blonde with Money
- Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
- Blonde Hiding
- Blonde Goes to School
- A Blonde Brain
Latest Blonde Jokes
Why are blondes like cornflakes
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Blonde…Bananas
Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
They can’t find the zipper.
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
“A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!”
Blonde Valedictorian
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ”I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”Of couse it is, dear.”
The next day, the blonde said, ”I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”Of course it is dear!”
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ”I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old.”