Blonde Testing Center
Why’d the blonde go to the mall?
She had a makeup test!
Blonde Jokes
Here are the insanely funny blonde jokes for 2021 that will keep you laughing forever.
Remember that blonde jokes are based on the stereotypes that blondes are promiscuous and not very clever. Although there is no scientific backing of this fact, the way they are expressed in jokes indicates the rivalry between the burners and blondes.
These jokes may not be the most sophisticated form of humor but they are undeniably hilarious and interesting. They can be either short, dump, clean, or even long and ingenious jokes that will make your day.
- The blonde and the iron board
- Sunroof You All Night Long
- Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
- Blonde Valedictorian
- Hide and Go Seek
- Brainwash
- Change a blonde’s mind
- Measure a blonde’s intelligence
- Elmo Factory
- Blonde and Dictionary
- Blonde Test
- Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
- What stops then goes then stops then goes?
- Kiss Me I’m Blonde
- Swervey Blondes
- Blondevision
- Blonde in an Elevator
- Blonde basement
- Hide and Seek
- A Natural Blind
- Indecent Exposure
- Soccer Blonde
- Blonde’s Medical Exam
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- Blonde in a Snowstorm
- Blonde and a sock
- Puzzle Pieces
- Blondes and Waterskiing
- The Blonde and the Librarian
- Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
- Jump off a cliff…
- Three blondes in a freezer
- Blonde Brick
- Little Voice
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
- Beer bottle
- How do you tell?
- You’ve got mail!
- Blonde Driving
- 911
- What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
- Magic Mirror
- Disney Land left
- In The Morning
- Grenade
- Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
- Why are blondes like cornflakes
- Cutting Pizza
- A 100 dollar bill
- Blonde’s Backseat
- The Genie
- Ten miles a day
- That’s Me
- Computers
- Blonde does some painting
- A blonde and shower
- Gold Accident
- It hurts
- Hot Blonde Drive
- Flight to New York
- Wild Horse
- On your lap
- How do blonde brain cells die?
- How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- Trapped
- Ice Hole
- Hitting a Blonde
- VROOM, SCREECH
- Blonde Kidnapper
- The Blonde and the Deodorant
- Alligator Shoes
- B-U-R-G-E-R- K-I-N-G
- Blonde in a boat
- Blondes and Babies
- KFC
- Cheating
- Three Girls in the Desert
- Tag Team
- Wanted: Dead Or Alive
- Life Saver
- Sleeping Blonde
- Blondes in a Frying Pan
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- Blonde Snowman
- Blonde Testing Center
- Blonde Kidnapper
- On the Rooftop
- Upside Down Blonde
- Blonde Overdue
- Banana Peel
- Three Blondes
- Blonde With A Cell Phone
- Tardy Blonde
- Blondes and Colds
- Blondy Beer
- Knitter
- Who Killed Abe?
- The Wet and the Blonde
- Blonde…Bananas
- Blondes in a Volkswagen
- Blonde with Money
- Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
- Blonde Hiding
- Blonde Goes to School
- A Blonde Brain
Latest Blonde Jokes
Three Blondes
There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, ”Am I going up the stairs or down the stairs?” So, she stood there puzzled, the bags of groceries still in her hands.
Blonde #2 was taking a bath, and was draining the tub because it was too cold. With her hair still dry, she said to herself, ”Was I getting in the tub or out of the tub?” She stood there, just thinking about it.
Blonde #3 was sitting in the living room in front of the coffee table, and she said to herself, ”Knock on wood I’m not as stupid as the other two!” She knocked the table. ”Was that the front door or the back door?”
The Blonde and the Librarian
A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES.”
The librarian says, “This is a library.”
The blonde says, “Yes I know. I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.”
And the librarian says, one more time, ”But this is a library, miss!”
The blonde goes “Oh,” and whispers, “I’ll have a hamburger a coke and fries!”
Sleeping Blonde
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
She forgot to close her eyes.
A blonde and shower
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.