Banana Peel
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
“Here we go again.”
Blonde Jokes
Here are the insanely funny blonde jokes for 2021 that will keep you laughing forever.
Remember that blonde jokes are based on the stereotypes that blondes are promiscuous and not very clever. Although there is no scientific backing of this fact, the way they are expressed in jokes indicates the rivalry between the burners and blondes.
These jokes may not be the most sophisticated form of humor but they are undeniably hilarious and interesting. They can be either short, dump, clean, or even long and ingenious jokes that will make your day.
- The blonde and the iron board
- Sunroof You All Night Long
- Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
- Blonde Valedictorian
- Hide and Go Seek
- Brainwash
- Change a blonde’s mind
- Measure a blonde’s intelligence
- Elmo Factory
- Blonde and Dictionary
- Blonde Test
- Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
- What stops then goes then stops then goes?
- Kiss Me I’m Blonde
- Swervey Blondes
- Blondevision
- Blonde in an Elevator
- Blonde basement
- Hide and Seek
- A Natural Blind
- Indecent Exposure
- Soccer Blonde
- Blonde’s Medical Exam
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- Blonde in a Snowstorm
- Blonde and a sock
- Puzzle Pieces
- Blondes and Waterskiing
- The Blonde and the Librarian
- Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
- Jump off a cliff…
- Three blondes in a freezer
- Blonde Brick
- Little Voice
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
- Beer bottle
- How do you tell?
- You’ve got mail!
- Blonde Driving
- 911
- What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
- Magic Mirror
- Disney Land left
- In The Morning
- Grenade
- Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
- Why are blondes like cornflakes
- Cutting Pizza
- A 100 dollar bill
- Blonde’s Backseat
- The Genie
- Ten miles a day
- That’s Me
- Computers
- Blonde does some painting
- A blonde and shower
- Gold Accident
- It hurts
- Hot Blonde Drive
- Flight to New York
- Wild Horse
- On your lap
- How do blonde brain cells die?
- How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- Trapped
- Ice Hole
- Hitting a Blonde
- VROOM, SCREECH
- Blonde Kidnapper
- The Blonde and the Deodorant
- Alligator Shoes
- B-U-R-G-E-R- K-I-N-G
- Blonde in a boat
- Blondes and Babies
- KFC
- Cheating
- Three Girls in the Desert
- Tag Team
- Wanted: Dead Or Alive
- Life Saver
- Sleeping Blonde
- Blondes in a Frying Pan
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- Blonde Snowman
- Blonde Testing Center
- Blonde Kidnapper
- On the Rooftop
- Upside Down Blonde
- Blonde Overdue
- Banana Peel
- Three Blondes
- Blonde With A Cell Phone
- Tardy Blonde
- Blondes and Colds
- Blondy Beer
- Knitter
- Who Killed Abe?
- The Wet and the Blonde
- Blonde…Bananas
- Blondes in a Volkswagen
- Blonde with Money
- Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
- Blonde Hiding
- Blonde Goes to School
- A Blonde Brain
Latest Blonde Jokes
Cheating
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…”
The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”
Hide and Go Seek
Two blondes meet in Heaven. “How did you die?”, the first one asks.”Oh! I died in a freezer,” the second blonde replied.” So how did you die?” The second blonde asks, “Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman,” replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, “If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!”
Swervey Blondes
A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
“What’s going on here, ma’am?”
“Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
“Ma’am. That’s your air freshener.”
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
“A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!”