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Blonde Jokes

Here are the insanely funny blonde jokes for 2021 that will keep you laughing forever.
Remember that blonde jokes are based on the stereotypes that blondes are promiscuous and not very clever. Although there is no scientific backing of this fact, the way they are expressed in jokes indicates the rivalry between the burners and blondes.

These jokes may not be the most sophisticated form of humor but they are undeniably hilarious and interesting. They can be either short, dump, clean, or even long and ingenious jokes that will make your day.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Three Blondes

There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, ”Am I going up the stairs or down the stairs?” So, she stood there puzzled, the bags of groceries still in her hands.

Blonde #2 was taking a bath, and was draining the tub because it was too cold. With her hair still dry, she said to herself, ”Was I getting in the tub or out of the tub?” She stood there, just thinking about it.

Blonde #3 was sitting in the living room in front of the coffee table, and she said to herself, ”Knock on wood I’m not as stupid as the other two!” She knocked the table. ”Was that the front door or the back door?”

The Blonde and the Librarian

A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES.”

The librarian says, “This is a library.”

The blonde says, “Yes I know. I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.”

And the librarian says, one more time, ”But this is a library, miss!”

The blonde goes “Oh,” and whispers, “I’ll have a hamburger a coke and fries!”

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

A blonde and shower

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?

A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.