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Blonde Jokes

Here are the insanely funny blonde jokes for 2021 that will keep you laughing forever.
Remember that blonde jokes are based on the stereotypes that blondes are promiscuous and not very clever. Although there is no scientific backing of this fact, the way they are expressed in jokes indicates the rivalry between the burners and blondes.

These jokes may not be the most sophisticated form of humor but they are undeniably hilarious and interesting. They can be either short, dump, clean, or even long and ingenious jokes that will make your day.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Blonde’s Medical Exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

“Miss Smith,” he said finally, “it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination.”

It hurts

The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body.

“Be more precise,” he said. “So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt.

The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, “Ouch!” then her finger to her hip and said, “Ouch!” and then to her rib cage and said, “Ouch!” again.

The doctor stopped her and asked, “Were you a blonde before your hair grayed”?

“Why yes!” she said excitedly, “But how did you know?”
The Doc answered, “Your finger’s broken.”

On the Rooftop

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks where on the house.

Tardy Blonde

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.