Blondes and Waterskiing
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
Blonde Jokes
Here are the insanely funny blonde jokes for 2021 that will keep you laughing forever.
Remember that blonde jokes are based on the stereotypes that blondes are promiscuous and not very clever. Although there is no scientific backing of this fact, the way they are expressed in jokes indicates the rivalry between the burners and blondes.
These jokes may not be the most sophisticated form of humor but they are undeniably hilarious and interesting. They can be either short, dump, clean, or even long and ingenious jokes that will make your day.
- The blonde and the iron board
- Sunroof You All Night Long
- Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
- Blonde Valedictorian
- Hide and Go Seek
- Brainwash
- Change a blonde’s mind
- Measure a blonde’s intelligence
- Elmo Factory
- Blonde and Dictionary
- Blonde Test
- Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
- What stops then goes then stops then goes?
- Kiss Me I’m Blonde
- Swervey Blondes
- Blondevision
- Blonde in an Elevator
- Blonde basement
- Hide and Seek
- A Natural Blind
- Indecent Exposure
- Soccer Blonde
- Blonde’s Medical Exam
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- Blonde in a Snowstorm
- Blonde and a sock
- Puzzle Pieces
- Blondes and Waterskiing
- The Blonde and the Librarian
- Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
- Jump off a cliff…
- Three blondes in a freezer
- Blonde Brick
- Little Voice
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
- Beer bottle
- How do you tell?
- You’ve got mail!
- Blonde Driving
- 911
- What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
- Magic Mirror
- Disney Land left
- In The Morning
- Grenade
- Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
- Why are blondes like cornflakes
- Cutting Pizza
- A 100 dollar bill
- Blonde’s Backseat
- The Genie
- Ten miles a day
- That’s Me
- Computers
- Blonde does some painting
- A blonde and shower
- Gold Accident
- It hurts
- Hot Blonde Drive
- Flight to New York
- Wild Horse
- On your lap
- How do blonde brain cells die?
- How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- Trapped
- Ice Hole
- Hitting a Blonde
- VROOM, SCREECH
- Blonde Kidnapper
- The Blonde and the Deodorant
- Alligator Shoes
- B-U-R-G-E-R- K-I-N-G
- Blonde in a boat
- Blondes and Babies
- KFC
- Cheating
- Three Girls in the Desert
- Tag Team
- Wanted: Dead Or Alive
- Life Saver
- Sleeping Blonde
- Blondes in a Frying Pan
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- Blonde Snowman
- Blonde Testing Center
- Blonde Kidnapper
- On the Rooftop
- Upside Down Blonde
- Blonde Overdue
- Banana Peel
- Three Blondes
- Blonde With A Cell Phone
- Tardy Blonde
- Blondes and Colds
- Blondy Beer
- Knitter
- Who Killed Abe?
- The Wet and the Blonde
- Blonde…Bananas
- Blondes in a Volkswagen
- Blonde with Money
- Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
- Blonde Hiding
- Blonde Goes to School
- A Blonde Brain
Latest Blonde Jokes
Who Killed Abe?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions….
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Disney Land left
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said ‘Disney Land left’ they turned around and went home.
Blonde’s Backseat
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers’ Cove” where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
“NO!” yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn’t ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
“NO!” the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
“Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?” asked the guy.
“For the last time, NO!” said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, “Well, why the hell not?”
The blonde looked at him and said, “Because I wanna stay up here with you.”