Wanted: Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”
“I’d have to say the living one.”
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?
You wake up.
Who Killed Abe?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions….
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
In The Morning
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
A: Go home!