Kiss Me I’m Blonde
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!
B-U-R-G-E-R- K-I-N-G
Two blondes were on holiday in Navajo country and they drove through a small township called ‘Chihanchako’.
The one blonde turned to the other and said, “Gee how do ya pronounce that?” 15 The other one shrugged and said, “Maybe we can ask when we stop for lunch.”
So in the small township they stopped and walked into a fast food place where the first blonde said, “Excuse me but how do ya pronounce this place we’re in?”
The blonde girl behind the counter looked them both up and down, rolled her eyes, and said slowly “B-U-R-G-E-R- K-I-N-G”
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Jump off a cliff…
A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions!
Blondes in a Frying Pan
Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?
A. Over easy.
Measure a blonde’s intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Blondevision
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
“Darn, he recognized me,” she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.