A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
“Here we go again.”
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?
You wake up.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.