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Blonde Brick

What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick, it doesn’t follow you around for three days.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Hide and Seek

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

Gold Accident

There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off and hits a man as he’s walking to the next hole. He immediately clasps his hands over his crotch and falls to his knees in pain.
The two blondes run over and ask him if he is all right. He says that he is fine, but the blondes insist on helping him. They unzip his pants and begin to massage his crotch.

After a while one blonde asks if it feels better, and he says, “That felt good, but my hand still hurts like crazy!”

Upside Down Blonde

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.