Jump off a cliff…
A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions!
Blonde in a boat
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!
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Hide and Seek
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
The Blonde and the Librarian
A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES.”
The librarian says, “This is a library.”
The blonde says, “Yes I know. I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.”
And the librarian says, one more time, ”But this is a library, miss!”
The blonde goes “Oh,” and whispers, “I’ll have a hamburger a coke and fries!”
Blonde…Bananas
Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
They can’t find the zipper.