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Blonde Testing Center

Why’d the blonde go to the mall?

She had a makeup test!

Latest Blonde Jokes

Swervey Blondes

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.

“What’s going on here, ma’am?”

“Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed.

“Ma’am. That’s your air freshener.”

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

Why are blondes like cornflakes

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

Blondes in a Volkswagen

Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?

A: Far-from-thinkin

Change a blonde’s mind

Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.