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Blondes in a Frying Pan

Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?

A. Over easy.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Blonde Overdue

A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”

The librarian replies, “This is a library.”

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”

Swervey Blondes

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.

“What’s going on here, ma’am?”

“Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed.

“Ma’am. That’s your air freshener.”

Blonde and a sock

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.

A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

“Why, officer?” asks the blonde.

“Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.”

“Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I left my baby on the bus!”

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!

Blondes in a Frying Pan

Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?

A. Over easy.