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Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control

Why don’t blondes take birth control pills?

Because they keep falling out.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?

When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

KFC

Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.

The blonde and the iron board

What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?

The legs of an iron are hard to open.

Blonde in an Elevator

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.”

The blonde says, “Hm. How do you give shoulders?”

911

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.