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Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control

Why don’t blondes take birth control pills?

Because they keep falling out.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Swervey Blondes

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.

“What’s going on here, ma’am?”

“Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed.

“Ma’am. That’s your air freshener.”

911

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Ice Hole

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.

“A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!”

Tardy Blonde

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.