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Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control

Why don’t blondes take birth control pills?

Because they keep falling out.

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VROOM, SCREECH

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? 
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

Magic Mirror

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie — *poof* — you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.” — *poof* The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the sexiest woman alive.” — *poof* The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, “I think….” — *poof*.

Three blondes in a freezer

Q: What do you call three blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes

Hitting a Blonde

Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.