Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
Because they keep falling out.
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To show the blonde how!
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."