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Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Latest Blonde Jokes

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

How do blonde brain cells die?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Blonde in a Snowstorm

A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ”Well, I’m done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.”

The Wet and the Blonde

Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?

The sign said ”Wet Floor.”

Measure a blonde’s intelligence

Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!