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Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

The Blonde and the Librarian

A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES.”

The librarian says, “This is a library.”

The blonde says, “Yes I know. I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.”

And the librarian says, one more time, ”But this is a library, miss!”

The blonde goes “Oh,” and whispers, “I’ll have a hamburger a coke and fries!”

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

Cutting Pizza

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”

Blonde Snowman

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?

A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.