What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”
“I’d have to say the living one.”
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?
He heard the drinks where on the house.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Why do blondes like sunroofs?
More legroom!
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.