Blonde and Dictionary
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette’s word was quizzical. The redhead’s word was photosynthesis. The blonde’s word was dick.
Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Jokes by Category
Latest Blonde Jokes
Hide and Seek
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
Why don’t blondes take birth control pills?
Because they keep falling out.
The blonde and the iron board
What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?
The legs of an iron are hard to open.
Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!