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Brunette, Blonde, Brunette


What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Blonde and Dictionary

A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette’s word was quizzical. The redhead’s word was photosynthesis. The blonde’s word was dick.

Hide and Seek

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control

Why don’t blondes take birth control pills?

Because they keep falling out.

The blonde and the iron board

What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?

The legs of an iron are hard to open.

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!