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Change a blonde’s mind

Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Trapped

Two blondes and a brunette are trapped on an island. The first blonde swims from the island to the mainland. The second blonde builds a boat from palm trees and rows to the mainland. The brunette, however, uses the bridge.

Blonde…Bananas

Why don’t blondes eat bananas?

They can’t find the zipper.

Hitting a Blonde

Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.

Three blondes in a freezer

Q: What do you call three blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.