How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Change a blonde’s mind
Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
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Latest Blonde Jokes
Blonde in an Elevator
A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.”
The blonde says, “Hm. How do you give shoulders?”
What Are Ya, Chicken?
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To show the blonde how!
Blonde Driving
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
Wild Horse
A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged
it. Thank goodness for heroes.