Blondes in a Frying Pan
Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?
A. Over easy.
Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?
A. Over easy.
A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
“What’s going on here, ma’am?”
“Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
“Ma’am. That’s your air freshener.”
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
“A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!”
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.