Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Disney Land left
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said ‘Disney Land left’ they turned around and went home.
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Blonde Valedictorian
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ”I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”Of couse it is, dear.”
The next day, the blonde said, ”I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”Of course it is dear!”
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ”I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?”
Her mother replied, ”No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old.”
KFC
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
Jump off a cliff…
A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions!
Three blondes in a freezer
Q: What do you call three blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes