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Hide and Go Seek

Two blondes meet in Heaven. “How did you die?”, the first one asks.”Oh! I died in a freezer,” the second blonde replied.” So how did you die?” The second blonde asks, “Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman,” replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, “If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!”

Latest Blonde Jokes

Blonde Overdue

A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”

The librarian replies, “This is a library.”

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”

Blondes and Colds

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Hitting a Blonde

Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.

Jump off a cliff…

A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first?

The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions!

Blondes in a Frying Pan

Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?

A. Over easy.