Blondes in a Volkswagen
Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?
A: Far-from-thinkin
Hitting a Blonde
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.
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Latest Blonde Jokes
Blonde…Bananas
Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
They can’t find the zipper.
Blonde Overdue
A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”
The librarian replies, “This is a library.”
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”
Puzzle Pieces
Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, “61 days 61 days!” The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, “Why are you chanting 61 days?”
One of the three answer, “Because the box said 3-6 years!”
Blondes in a Frying Pan
Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?
A. Over easy.