Sleeping Blonde
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
She forgot to close her eyes.
How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
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Latest Blonde Jokes
Cheating
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…”
The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”
A 100 dollar bill
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Blondy Beer
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”
Blonde Test
What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?
You wake up.