Beer bottle
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
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Latest Blonde Jokes
The Blonde and the Librarian
A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES.”
The librarian says, “This is a library.”
The blonde says, “Yes I know. I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.”
And the librarian says, one more time, ”But this is a library, miss!”
The blonde goes “Oh,” and whispers, “I’ll have a hamburger a coke and fries!”
Tardy Blonde
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
Hitting a Blonde
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ’’I’ve kidnapped you.’’
She then wrote a note saying,’’I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.’’ The blonde pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, ’’How could you do this to a fellow blonde?’’